Chaos's Closet

nerd-o-meter:

three-degrees-below-social:

10 Things You May Not Know about Game of Thrones

number 6 made me laugh ridiculously loud

I fall in love all the time. With music, film, poetry. A smile. A bum. But rarely the whole of someone.
Benedict Smith (via oraclesfox)
To be beautiful means to be yourself. You don’t need to be accepted by others. You need to accept yourself.
Thich Nhat Hanh (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

notmydate:

Martin Freeman:  you gotta admit he’s got range.

everythingisfunnierin-enochian:


we-are-his-army:

HOLY SHIT THIS IS AMAZING

ANGEL WITH A SHOTGUN

everythingisfunnierin-enochian:

we-are-his-army:

HOLY SHIT THIS IS AMAZING

ANGEL WITH A SHOTGUN

tennantscookiejar:

songfordecem:

I love the idea that the Doctor actually sat down at some point # and RECORDED all these emergency security protocols # Like Nine and the Emergency Programme One message that Rose hears # Do you suppose he got bored halfway through all these recordings # somewhere about Security Protocol 384 #and turned off the gravity stabilizers and record a message while he was floating around the room # or maybe he recorded one while he was sitting in the crook of one of the coral struts # or maybe he recorded one naked (that was the second version of Security Programme One that he recorded for Rose natch # Ten stark naked telling her to ”Have a good life Rose. Do that for me” # Oh man I could go on about this # I should make a list of Security Programmes and Protocols and all the ways the Doctor records them when he gets bored # Maybe that’s what he does while his companions are sleeping (via gallifreyburning)

 #and then when they are on pete’s world and have their own tardis #they obviously have to make new ones #like emergency program 47: we’ve run out of milk. i’m sorry it was probably me and i probably drank from the bottle. #there is none in the fridge and i’m so so sorry. #the tardis will take you to the nearest tescos #and they switch off #taking turns every couple recordings or so #or like emergency program 103: we’ve run out of nappies. #and i’m napping #i carried these two around for 9 months #the least you can do is go out and get nappies #the tardis is going to take you to the nearest store with the good kind #and i’ve programmed her to leave you a note to remind you of the brand #and this one they record together privacy program 14: mum and dad are in their room #the door is locked #if it’s an emergency #such as injuries #you loosing one another #or the tardis acting strangely #knock and wait for a response and the door will unlock #an emergency is not your sister bothering you #or your brother stealing your toys #or the fact that the tardis kitchen has run out of aero bars #mummy and daddy need their privacy and an aero bar is not the end-of-the world (via songfordecem)

eezybree:

in horse you don’t say “i love you” you say “neigh neigh snort neigh whinny snort” which roughly translates to “give me a carrot you little shit” i think thats really beautiful

sugarfreesoda:

i swear merlin is my favorite when it comes to reactions

kalbane:

I was gonna do the whole burning up in the sky thing, but I really liked this :)

kalbane:

I was gonna do the whole burning up in the sky thing, but I really liked this :)

matt-molloy:

134 photos merged into one image. I made this from a sunset timelapse I shot in August of 2012.

matt-molloy:

134 photos merged into one image. I made this from a sunset timelapse I shot in August of 2012.

My favourite games to play on Tumblr are

larrysshowersthatarebritish:

opening-a-shop:

nowealth-noruin:

serverussnape-always:

  • Is that John Green
  • Is it meaningful or is BBC just too cheap to buy other props
  • Sherlock fandom u ok
  • Can you spot the vegan
  • Was that a hipster post or Doctor Who
  • Is it night bloggers or just the Australians

Hardmode:

  • Is it the Australian night bloggers

The new nerve wrecking

  • Did I or did I not press anon
  • Are they mad or just too busy to reply

Also Commonly Used:

  • is this a fic yet or

ticktocksheep:

queersuperteens:

muffarino:

Friendly reminder that Tom Felton improvised this scene because he forgot his line.

A+ acting, would cackle again.

I love how he looks genuinely impressed in the last gif.

i cybered on omegle today
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
You: ya
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
Stranger: wait
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
Your conversation partner has disconnected.

sojetlife:

tinychatter:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told

Imagine reading a book of all the lies that were told to you.